The only thing that separates me from most of my readers is that I don’t like to eat. I don’t like to eat meat, pasta, or cheese. I like to eat vegetables. My favorite vegetable is celery.
Most people probably know of my aversion to celery, but it’s not as much a problem as it might seem. I avoid it like a bad flu or a bad cold. I have also been known to eat celery that was planted and watered in a greenhouse. This is the only thing that prevents me from eating celery. It’s bad enough that I’ve had to have my arm amputated after taking a knife to one of the stalks. I hope you don’t mind.
Of all the things that make you think there may be some sort of curse on celery, it is the only thing that makes me think there is a curse on celery. You can only eat so much celery and then you get sick. The only cure I have for this is to buy a few packs of celery a day.
I know a lot of people are upset about this because they are upset that the first place Ive eaten celery is in a greenhouse, but I just wanted to give a shout out to all those vegetarians out there. There are just some things that we can all agree on, and many of those things are celery.
The only person who is unhappy with this is me. I think the celery thing is stupid. It only tastes good if you are eating it raw or in a salad, and that is not the case for anybody else Ive tried.
This is actually a joke, and I’m not saying that you should stop eating celery. I just think it’s really dumb that your favorite food is a vegetable. I would just stick with the salad or raw veggie sandwich for now.
I am not saying that you should stop eating celery, I am just saying that you should stop making it into salad. If you want to use celery in salad, then make sure it is pure celery, not the stems, and not the leaves, and you need to rinse it before you use it. This is a way to avoid having to rinse your celery salad.
I’m just saying that celery salad is a terrible and unhealthy salad. I would just avoid it at all costs and use better salads.
I’m sorry to say, but celery salad is a terrible, unhealthy, and unhealthy salad. It’s nothing more than a bunch of leaves that are raw and full of pesticides and chemicals, as well as a bunch of raw leaves that might not have been washed properly.
It’s a common misconception that celery salad is somehow healthful, or that it contains any nutritional value, or that a celery salad is a healthy alternative to other salads. It’s just a bunch of leaves that are full of pesticides.